Very Secret Diary of Utena Tenjou
Day One - Have come to new school because ring drew me here to meet my prince! Have kept noble and pure heart. Will surely meet fabulous prince on white horse v. soon.
Day Four - Have not met any princes yet. Did meet really rotten green haired guy who was abusing purple haired girlfriend. Told him to buzz off and he challenged me to a duel. Will meet him after school. Crap. Have no sword. Will borrow one.
Day Five - What a bizarre day yesterday! Crazy green haired psychopath brought REAL sword to duel and smacked around his girlfriend even more. Told him to knock it off. Managed to kick his ass with crappy wooden practice sword. He was v. mad. Purple haired girl seemed not to care. Oh well. At least she won't be beaten up now. Still no prince.
Day Six - Purple haired girl has moved in with me in creepy new dorm which only we live in. V. odd. Purple haired girl... Himemiya Anthy is v. odd too. She brought her pet mouse with her. Def. v. odd. Must help her to make friends.
Day Nine - Anthy keeps going on about engagement. WTF? Green haired psycho, Saionji, is on student council. Challenged me again. Said whatever. Will just lose to get rid of him. Needs anger management v. badly.
Day Ten - Won second duel. Saionji great big jerk. Can't let Himemiya go with him. She needs friends. No princes yet. *sigh*
Day Twelve - Met Touga. Princely? Maybe. Got invited to dance. Ugh. Pink dress so hideous. Had to go otherwise Himemiya wouldn't go. She must make friends. Went. Touga so obnoxious. Def. not prince. Little mishap with Anthy dress. Martha Stewarted new one from table cloth and danced with her. Seemed happy. Was v. nice.
Day Fifteen - Piano playing boy rather like moth... always after shining thing. Seems to think Himemiya is shining thing. Dueled him. He is v. good! Won anyway. Go figure. Hope he isn't too sad. Must invite him over to play more piano.
Day Seventeen - Met v. cool upperclassman, Arisugawa Juri. Best fencer in entire world ever. Rather standoffish. Teachers seem a bit scared of her. Prince Update: Zero.
Day Eighteen - Juri got v. mad at prince story and insisted on a duel. Kept going on about miracles. Would have lost duel certainly if sword hadn't knocked off her rose on accident. Am v. lucky! Hope Juri not mad at me forever. *frets* Maybe is just PMS.
Day Twenty Three - ... There was something weird about that curry!
Day Twenty Nine - Saionji kidnaps Himemiya! Def. a freak! Needs therapy in worst way. Found Himemiya in arena in coffin. V. Freaky. Saionji loses mind. Have to leap from pillar to pillar to save Himemiya before whole place collapses! Def. liablity problem. Someone could sue! Saionji nearly murders us both but Touga saves day. Maybe princely after all?
Day Thirty - Saionji expelled. Oops. Recommend he spend time in therapy while away from school. Feel sort of bad about whole thing.
Day Thirty Two - Touga challenged me! Am a bit nervous. Don't want to fight in this stupid duel. Am no closer to finding my prince. I don't think. Could Touga be prince?
Day Thirty Three - Lost duel! Can't... Will update later. Feeling v. depressed.
Day Thirty Seven - Wakaba hit me! Can't believe... Challenged Touga. Himemiya isn't happy with him. Must rescue her. Love.... errr... really want her to be happy. Still no prince.
Day Forty - Kicked Touga's ass in stupid skirt. Thank God Wakaba fixed uniform for me. Himemiya is home. All is well with world.
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