Very Secret Diaries of Saionji Kyouichi: by Caitirin
Part One
Day 1 - Feel urge to slap Rose Bride. We are happiest couple ever.
Day 2 - Think Touga may be trying to muscle in on Rose Bride. Selfish Bastard.
Day 3 - Stupid transvestite girl challenged me to a duel. Suspect Touga thinks she's hot. Sex crazed bastard.
Day 4 - OMGWTF lost duel? To cross dressing girl with STICK? WTF mate! Am so ticked off. Going to thrash Touga. And challenge stupid pink haired girl again. Obvious fluke. Rose Bride needs me anyway.
Day 5 - Lost again! Hate life! Hate Rose Bride! Hate Pink Haired Transvestite Girl!
Day 6 - Touga came to see me after pink haired girl spurned him. Says her name is Utena, told him I don't care. He thinks he can just come here whenever he wants and I'll be here. Egocentric Bastard.
Day 7 - Sore from yesterday. Stupid Touga. Stupid pink haired girl.
Day 8 - Miki dueled. Miki too little for this sort of thing. Suspect Touga may be trying to molest him. Should tell Juri. Juri will kick his ass for it.
Day 10 - Touga so busy with stupid sister that he didn't return my call. Not like I care. Stupid Bastard. Plotting to get Rose Bride back. Stupid pink haired girl way too grabby.
Day 13 - Juri dueled, lost. Suspect Utena cheated as Juri is v. good at dueling. Could have stolen Rose Bride if Juri had won as Juri has major crush on girl somewhere else. Not nearly so grabby as pink haired girl. Must be Touga's fault somehow. Cheating Bastard.
Day 15 - I hate that freaking monkey mouse!! It MUST DIE!
Day 18 - Tried to rescue Rose Bride, then that stupid pink haired girl showed up and screwed up the whole damn thing. Touga's fault! I only barely scratched him! Wanker.
Day 19 - Expelled! The injustice of it all. Touga is SO not hurt, no one that flexible could be really hurt. Entrusted exchange diary to him, can't trust anyone else. He'll bring me back. Am sure of that.
Day 24 - Wandering around. Boy. Wonder how things are at school. I'll just check my f'list. BASTARD! Touga totally moving in on the Bride while I'm gone! Hate him! Shall arrange to poison his food.
Day 29 - Touga still alive. Miss him Hate his down to his very soul. Got ass kicked by pink haired girl. Told him so. Wish I was there to comfort him laugh at his sorry ass.
Day 33 - Touga so has no idea how dangerous the chairman is. Not that he would listen to me. Not that I'm worried about him, damnit.
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