Very Secret Diaries of Arisugawa Juri: by Caitirin
Part One
Day 1 - Am best fencer in entire school, possibly country, maybe even world. Mustn't brag. Shall just keep on beating the ever-loving stuffing out of everyone. Would be Saionji if he didn't insist on being a complete lunatic and using a really sharp instrument of death.
Day 2 - New girl in school, cross dresses. Why didn't I ever think of that? Right, don't do spandex.
Day 3 - New girl has gotten right into trouble mixing it up with Saionji. The boy really needs anger management classes. New girl, Utena, seems to have some spine, defeated Saionji with only shinai. Impressed. Just a little.
Day 5 - Utena has a rose signet... interesting. Seems a bit weirded out by engagement to Rose Bride. Touga has set his lust on her. Should warn her.
Day 6 - Utena needed no warning. Go her. Always fun to see Touga's ego bruised, sulked into Saionji. Touga trying again. Told him just because she has pink hair dress doesn't need to be pink.
Day 7 - Hated the dress. Told him so. Touga so vain. Despite weirdness over engagement, Utena danced with the Bride in public... dressed only in table cloth. Was quite dashing actually. Not that I'm interested.
Day 10 - Always the quiet ones, who knew the piano thing would get violent? Poor kid. Will kill Touga if he tries anything.
Day 13 - I swear she knows what she's doing. Had to go and be reminded about Shiori again... fine. Didn't want to have to, but if she's going to parade around being all princely someone's got to wake her up. Miracles, BAH! No such thing.
Day 14 - That sucked. Lost. Freak Coincidence! Nothing more! NOTHING! Touga gloating, should kick his ass. Coincidence! ... right.
Day 16 - So glad I tested out of home EC. Student cooking downright dangerous.
Day 19 - Why do I get the feeling Touga planned all that out? Wait, oh right, Touga is selfish and self centered and would do something like that to Saionji, who still needs anger management. Saionji so expelled. Bad for everyone, now Touga even worse than normal.
Day 23 - Touga bragging up and down about how he beat Utena. Need to have nice long chat with that girl about men. Girl obviously clueless and needs pepping up. Also noticed Utena looks quite... good in schoolgirl get up. Not that I'm looking!
Day 24 - Wakaba, has more to her than I gave credit for. Got Utena to kick Touga's ass. Am v. pleased. Touga appears to be going to sulk for the rest of his life. Wanker.
Day 25 - Saw deputy chairman today. Gave him look of death as he appeared to be going to talk to me. He took hint and went away. Smart man. Right. Going to go practice kicking everyone's ass in fencing.
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